The title track is not only my number one from the record, but one of my all-time favourite Elton songs. Having my own dips and doubts, I relate to it a lot and I like where it takes me. You might think, given the title and subject matter, that it would be a downbeat listen, but it somehow feels energising.
There are certain Elton John songs that strike me as highly original and distinct from other contemporary music, and Too Low for Zero is one of them. Even after hundreds of listens, it still sounds fresh to me – almost as if it were my first time hearing it. The crisp electronic percussion layered with the acoustic drums, helps in part – giving the track a polished, buffed-up feel.
Taupin’s lyrics are sharp and witty. Take, for example, the image he sets in the opening verse with the wake-up call: “Let that sucker jingle-jangle / Ring right off the wall.” I’ve always loved singing that line and the way “sucker jingle-jangle” rolls off the tongue. The whole song carries that edgy, slightly dark humour – “Putting the cat out two hours early / It isn’t any use.”
There’s a modern realism in the way it’s expressed. You can easily picture yourself in the narrator’s shoes. Also, you can’t help but think about where Elton’s headspace was at the time, knowing what we do about his personal struggles in the early ’80s, the song carries an added layer of poignancy.
The title itself is clever. It contains a semantic contradiction – you cannot be “too low” for zero, since zero is already the lowest point – yet it perfectly reinforces just how low the narrator feels. There’s also playful numerical wordplay on the album cover, where the title appears visually as – “2 ▼ 4 0.”
Only now do I remember that I once owned a T-shirt with that very album cover. I was very fond of it in my youth, and I’m glad this post has rekindled that sweet memory. What a blast from the past!
Too Low for Zero is often regarded as Elton John’s comeback album – a return to form after a lull in his career. His previous four albums had failed to produce enduring hit singles and did not match the commercial success of the remarkable run he enjoyed in the first half of the 1970s.
Too Low for Zero, Elton’s seventeenth studio album, became his second best-selling album of the 1980s (after Sleeping with the Past). As usual, all lyrics were written by his long-time collaborator Bernie Taupin. John also reunited with the core members of his early 1970s backing band. The album was written and recorded in approximately two weeks, with overdubs completed in a week.
The album produced several hit songs, many accompanied by successful MTV videos, and it spent over a year on the Billboard album chart. I think Too Low for Zero is a very underrated record in his catalogue. People nearly always point to his early ’70s classics, but rarely highlight this one. In my view, it’s among his very best and includes great songs such as:
Cold as Christmas,
I’m Still Standing,
Too Low For Zero,
I Guess That’s Why They Call It the Blues,
Crystal, and
Kiss the Bride
[Verse 1]
Six o’clock alarm
I get the wake up call
Let that sucker jingle-jangle
Ring right off the wall
I’m too low for zero
I’m too tired to work
Tied one on with a friend last night
And wound up losing my shirt
[Chorus]
I’m too low for zero
I’m on a losing streak
I got myself in a bad patch lately
I can’t seem to get much sleep
I’m too low for zero
I wind up counting sheep
Nothing seems to make much sense
It’s all just Greek to me
You know I’m too low, too low, too low for zero
You know I’m too low, too low, too low for zero
[Verse 2]
Cutting out cups of coffee
Switching off the late night news
Putting the cat out two hours early
It isn’t any use
I’m too low for zero
Insomnia attacks
Watching flies with my eyes till sunrise
It’s daylight when I hit the sack
References:
1. Too Low for Zero – Wikipedia
















