I was walking to my nearest supermarket called Carulla (the one above) and on my way there was a man standing and staring at me as I crossed the road. I thought at first he was threatening until I saw his scooter leaning on his leg. It was indeed threatening seeing a man about my age with a scooter leaning on his leg because I couldn’t get it out of my mind the rest of my shopping trip.
What does it possess a man, not a millennial or GenZ ideologically hypnotized nut running the Press, Corporations and Universities and who mandates my children to still wear masks after 2 years, but an actual man about my age to buy a scoooter? I mean seriously; a grown up human-being who has been around the block not just on his pussy scooter. Well this Gen X actually owned a scooter and stared at me.
What does it take for a man about my age to buy a scooter? Even the modern battery ones? How fucking lazy and hip do you have to be to do that? What would a woman think to see you with your scooter leaning up against you? I doubt such a look entices a woman or the rest of the LGBTQ community or whatever the fuck remains in that acronym.
I couldn’t get this hipster doofus with a scooter out of my mind until I wrote it here… Thank you for letting me unload. Now bliss…until the scooter dude and his henchmen mandate more laws.
“The more I live, the more I learn. The more I learn, the more I realize, the less I know.”- Michel Legrand
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I’ll read posts every day…and get called away at work… but anyway…yea a scooter. Not a bike and not a motorcycle. A tweener…not exactly the cool guy with a scooter.
There are no more words i can add to this post.
Thanks for the post Matt…I got a good giggle out of it yesterday.
It still makes me furious.