“I always get the same reaction wherever I go, and whenever I perform it … I have to end every show with that song, and people just go crazy.”
– Laura Branigan in 2003
What’s your favourite part of this classic power anthem from the ‘80s? Mine has to be that spectacular moment late in the second verse when Laura belts out, “You don’t have to answer!” — the guitar snarls, and she follows it with “Leave ’em hangin’ on the line / Oh-oh, calling Gloria.” It’s crazy to think that moment only occurs once in the entire song. Gloria has to be one of the most infectious and empowering female anthems of the decade – right up there with Cyndi Lauper’s Girls Just Want to Have Fun (though musically far apart). Branigan isn’t just singing to Gloria; she’s practically shaking her by the shoulders — Get a grip, girl! Don’t just fall for any Tom, Dick, or Harry. Leave ’em hanging on the line!
There are plenty of ‘80s tracks where the overblown synths and big studio polish worked against the song – but in Gloria, all that shimmering excess hits the sweet spot. It’s pure time travel – flinging you straight back to 1982 faster than you can say The Jetsons (which, fun fact, was revived that same decade). You can almost picture a high-powered socialite or high-end executive a bit too fond of champagne and cocaine — who desperately needs Laura to sing her back to her senses. Gloria sits comfortably alongside other powerhouse ballads of the era like Heart’s Alone or Elaine Paige and Barbara Dickson’s I Know Him So Well.
Here’s the twist, though: after moving to Colombia, one of the first songs I heard on the radio was Gloria — but in Italian. I naturally assumed it was a cover of Branigan’s version. Wrong! Umberto Tozzi’s Gloria actually came first, released in 1979. The quintessential American power-pop classic was born, improbably, in Italy. It was Atlantic Records’ managing director Doug Morris who paired Branigan with producer Jack White (not that Jack White), who in turn suggested adapting Tozzi’s hit for English-speaking audiences. As Branigan later recalled, “We gave it the American kick, rewrote the lyrics, and off she went.” It became both her breakout and signature song.
The single reached No. 2 on the Billboard in 1982, behind Lionel Richie’s Truly, and remained there the following two weeks, through 11 December – when Richie had been supplanted by Toni Basil’s spectacular Mickey – which will be presented here in the not too distant future. Gloria stayed on the U.S. Billboard for 36 weeks – a record at the time for a female artist – and was followed by major hits like Solitaire, Self Control, and How Am I Supposed to Live Without You. In January 2021, Gloria was heard playing during Donald Trump’s “Save America” rally, as captured in a video shared by Donald Trump Jr.
Branigan’s talents earned her four Grammy nominations over her career. She died suddenly at 52, in her home in East Quogue, New York, from a brain aneurysm after suffering headaches for about two weeks, which she had not sought treatment.
[Verse 1]
Gloria, you’re always on the run now
Running after somebody
You gotta get him somehow
I think you’ve got to slow down
Before you start to blow it
I think you’re headed for a breakdown
So be careful not to show it
[Refrain]
You really don’t remember
Was it something that he said?
Are the voices in your head calling, Gloria?
[Verse 2]
Gloria, don’t you think you’re fallin’?
If everybody wants you
Why isn’t anybody callin’?
You don’t have to answer
Leave ’em hangin’ on the line
Oh-oh, calling Gloria
[Chorus]
Gloria (Gloria)
I think they got your number (Gloria)
I think they got the alias (Gloria)
That you’ve been living under (Gloria)
But you really don’t remember
Was it something that they said?
Are the voices in your head calling, Gloria?
[Verse 3]
A-ha-ha, a-ha-ha
Gloria, how’s it gonna go down?
Will you meet him on the main line?
Or will you catch him on the rebound?
Will you marry for the money?
Take a lover in the afternoon?
Feel your innocence slippin’ away
Don’t believe it’s comin’ back soon
[Refrain]
And you really don’t remember
Was it something that he said?
Are the voices in your head calling, Gloria?
[Chorus]
References:
1. Gloria (Umberto Tozzi song) – Wikipedia



















