Colombia Bursts into Yellow Euphoria After Historic World Cup victory against Uruguay

Colombian Football
The streets of my adopted country are overflowing with joy.
Never before had Colombia reached a World Cup quarter final. The previous record, reaching the 1990 eighth finals against Cameroon, had already been equaled by the current team. To make the euphoria even bigger; The country had to wait 16 years to even qualify for one of the world’s most popular sports tournament.

Colombia have scored more goals than any other team at this stage in the tournament. They have scored more goals in Brazil than all the goals combined in their previous 3 World Cup attempts. Colombian midfielder James Rodriguez has scored more goals than anyone else in this World Cup and his stunning goal yesterday against Uruguay will be a red hot contender for the best goal of the World Cup.  James is also Number 1 player in this World Cup so far according to FIFA. Yet he is just 22 years old.

If you want to hear some epic goal calls – check out below these Colombian TV announcers in yesterday’s game  …  Especially the second goal…

The James Rodríguez Golazos, as Called On Colombian Television

It’s nice that people from outside Colombia can hear the passion and famous ‘GOOOOOOOOAAAAL’. My favourite part is  the second goal when the announcer celebrates  ‘De COLO de COLO de COLOMBIAAAAAAAAAAAAA’. The Latin American Spanish calling of football matches in particular the Colombian brand is outta this world.

Colombia played very clean yesterday unlike their Uruguayan opponents who, as always, resorted to dirty tactics. I’m glad Colombia kept their heads and played their game and didn’t get sucked into that ugly football we have become accustomed to with Uruguay. Colombia like they did against the Ivory Coast played in defensive mode for the last 20 minutes.  That Colombian flare that jolted us into euphoria for first 70 minutes dissipated little by little by games end, but not too much. I despise when teams do that especially when they are playing their natural attacking game so well.  If they do that again when they meet Brazil next Friday, they will be torn open.

Colombia – Brazil 4 July 2014

Interesting Statistic:

Teams in the last 5 worlds cups (back to 1994) who have won a penalty shootout are 2 wins-10 losses in their next game.

I believe like many that Brazil can play better, but I don’t think they are playing well as a team. Colombia has enormous positive spirit in the group and have absolutely no pressure against Brazil except continue to excite and show their talent. The problem for Colombia is they haven’t faced a Neymar type; a guy with speed that runs at their defence. But Colombia have already created history by reaching the quarter finals. Here on in, it’s an adventure. Brazil will continue to feel the heat until they win the thing.

Colombia I believe with head and heart will cause an upset next Friday.

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VAMOS COLOMBIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Luis Suarez – ‘I ate his liver with fava beans and a nice Chiellini’

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I had to laugh when I read this on the BBC Live reporting of the latest Luis Suarez biting incident:

Diego Suarez, who tweets using the handle @suarez is getting a lot of abuse following the controversial Luis Suarez’s incident with Italy’s Giorgio Chiellini.

Buenos Aires-based Suarez tweets: “I am not Luis Suarez. There are many Suarez in the world, I am not Luis Suarez. Please.”

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See what’s left of Chiellini’s shoulder. But seriously, the bite marks are clearly visible.

The Special John @bainesyDiego10 stated:

devastated he’ll potentially miss out on a meeting with Germany. Apparently he quite fancied the shoulder of Lahm…

Will Suarez be found guilty of biting and if so how long will he be banned for this time? The BBC states, ‘The maximum ban Suarez could face if governing body Fifa takes retrospective action is 24 matches or two years’.  I hope he misses the next game at least to lift Colombia’s hopes in the knockout stage against Uruguay. Can you imagine the Colombian angst if Suarez is left to play them this Saturday and he scores?

Just in on BBC sports news:

Fifa vice-president Jim Boyce says football’s world governing body ‘must investigate’ Luis Suarez.

Boyce adds: “I have watched the incident several times on television.

“There is no doubt Luis Suarez is a fantastic footballer but once again his actions have left him open to severe criticism.

“There is no doubt that Fifa must investigate this incident very seriously and take whatever action is deemed necessary.”

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Ham on Rye – Charles Bukowski

ham on ryeI had been wanting to read a Charles Bukowski novel after seeing the illuminating documentary, Born into this.

As Goodreads describes Ham on Rye, ‘Charles Bukowski details the long, lonely years of his own hardscrabble youth in the raw voice of alter ego Henry Chinaski‘.

What started out seemingly mediocre turned into a tour de force about one of the most vial, detesting characters I have ever read – Henry Chinaski. He could well be the greatest outcast character ever written in contemporary American Literature. This book tells so much about the ugly untold social underbelly (aspire to be rich, but really are poor) of North America during its post Depression era.

The high testosterone, sense of alienation and machismo of adolescence is brilliantly captured in Ham on Rye. You really feel entrapped in the mind of this seriously flawed individual, but by the end greatly relieved that it isn’t you who has to keep on keeping on in the misery and the filth. Or may be we have a little bit of Henry in all of us, but we just turn a blind eye to it like the rest of society does.

Ham on Rye Quotes:

* “It was a joy! Words weren’t dull, words were things that could make your mind hum. If you read them and let yourself feel the magic, you could live without pain, with hope, no matter what happened to you.”

*“The best thing about the bedroom was the bed. I liked to stay in bed for hours, even during the day with covers pulled up to my chin. It was good in there, nothing ever occurred in there, no people, nothing.”

*“The problem was you had to keep choosing between one evil or another, and no matter what you chose, they sliced a little more off you, until there was nothing left. At the age of 25 most people were finished. A whole goddamned nation of assholes driving automobiles, eating, having babies, doing everything in the worst way possible, like voting for the presidential candidate who reminded them most of themselves.”

*“You are thirty minutes late.”
“Yes.”
“Would you be thirty minutes late to a wedding or a funeral?”
“No.”
“Why not, pray tell?”
“Well, if the funeral was mine I’d have to be on time. If the wedding was mine it would be my funeral.

*“And my own affairs were as bad, as dismal, as the day I had been born. The only difference was that now I could drink now and then, though never often enough. Drink was the only thing that kept a man from feeling forever stunned and useless. Everything else just kept picking and picking, hacking away. And nothing was interesting, nothing. The people were restrictive and careful, all alike. And I’ve got to live with these fuckers for the rest of my life, I thought. God, they all had assholes and sexual organs and their mouths and their armpits. They shit and they chattered and they were dull as horse dung. The girls looked good from a distance, the sun shining through their dresses, their hair. But get up close and listen to their minds running out of their mouths, you felt like digging in under a hill and hiding out with a tommy-gun. I would certainly never be able to be happy, to get married, I could never have children. Hell, I couldn’t even get a job as a dishwasher.”

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Baseball Romanticism and Perfecting the Strike Zone

I do not follow any one particular Major League Baseball (MLB) team. Nor have I visited the United States or seen a baseball match live. But Godammit I adore baseball. One day my dream is to see a MLB game live.

There is something about the romanticism of Baseball that keeps pulling me in. Since coming to South America in 2009 from the other side of the world – Australia (where Sport is our Religion) I have had the privilege of getting closer to a whole new range of sports,  including Football (soccer) and the NFL (National Football League). But baseball….

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Terence Mann: Ray, people will come Ray. They’ll come to Iowa for reasons they can’t even fathom. They’ll turn up your driveway not knowing for sure why they’re doing it. They’ll arrive at your door as innocent as children, longing for the past. Of course, we won’t mind if you look around, you’ll say. It’s only $20 per person. They’ll pass over the money without even thinking about it: for it is money they have and peace they lack. And they’ll walk out to the bleachers; sit in shirtsleeves on a perfect afternoon. They’ll find they have reserved seats somewhere along one of the baselines, where they sat when they were children and cheered their heroes. And they’ll watch the game and it’ll be as if they dipped themselves in magic waters. The memories will be so thick they’ll have to brush them away from their faces. People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it’s a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again. Oh… people will come Ray. People will most definitely come.
Field of Dreams (1989)

Some of my favourite movies are about baseball – Moneyball, Field of Dreams, and Bull Durham. Many of the greatest sporting stories are about Baseball probably for all those reasons Terence Mann spoke about above. I enjoy watching baseball documentaries as well. The latest I saw was ‘Catching Hell‘ from ESPN’s 30 for 30 about the famous Steve Bartman incident.  Steve Bartman wasn’t even a player, he was a fan in the stands who tried to  catch a baseball during a Major League Baseball playoff game between the Chicago Cubs and the Florida Marlins on October 14, 2003, at Wrigley Field in Chicago.

I love just about all things about baseball, except how it is arbitrated.

Judging the Strike Zone

I am quite a strong proponent of the introduction of  an officiated digitised strike square to remove as much human error of umpiring out of the game. Don’t even get me started on World Football or Soccer as many of you folk like to call it, which I believe should be upgraded like the NFL to allow each coach the ability to challenge a maximum of 2 refereeing decisions by video review.  Football and baseball are so far behind other big sports with regards to making the game fairer. Tennis, cricket, AFL, rugby, Athletics, – just about any major sport you name it, have got it right, but the biggest stalwarts are Football International and Baseball. They both have the technology in place to make it almost seamless in judging, but the traditionalists, the purists of the sports are reluctant to see the umpiring of the game improved. We will come to their arguments shortly.

What doesn’t concern me  are the obvious legendary bad umpiring decisions which the newly implemented Instant replay may help to negate. What does concern me are the 1000’s upon 1000s of bad strike zone calls. We are not talking about the occasional bad call here. In baseball for every game, the Umpire will OFTEN call a strike or a ball when it should be the opposite according to strike zone technology. In fact it is such a regular occurrence that it gets embarrassing to watch. Umpires are known for having big strike zones or smaller zones.  The reason being a strike zone in baseball is a conceptual zone, which of course umpires will interpret very differently, but (excuse the pun) strikingly so. How can these men see the exact location in their imaginative strike zone of a curving fast fall at 97 mph and still come close to anything that resembles as being accurate in the real world? The point is they can’t. Many people bet according to the individual umpires imaginative strike zone and for good reason.

Lets look at this image:

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The technology is currently in place to assess the given strike zone, like the prism image you see of the strike zone above. Most Baseball coverages show the position of the given ball according an Automatic baseball ball and strike indicator. In fact there are already patents on this technology. See one patent here which describes how an indicator is set up.   So I plead with MLB regulators now. Take the umpire’s interpretation out of it! There wouldn’t be any delay factor in the call, because the result would be relayed automatically from ‘Hawkeye’ (or whatever the approved technology is) and the umpire would signal as they always have.

Someone might say, ‘Why should sports be fair when the rest of life isn’t?‘ The WHOLE point of sports is that it takes people away from the chaos or the unfairness of life and rewards people for their athletic prowess, good hitting, hard work in a well regulated environment. Background, race, class isn’t a factor, only sporting prowess! To want to leave the calls in the hands of imperfect umpires, because it reflects the unfairness of life and not be aiming for perfecting the rules and regulation of the sport and rewarding sporting prowess is a very flawed argument indeed. What is not impossible is perfecting the judgement of strike zones. That is well within the realm of possibility, in fact it is in the here and now.

If the typical umpire is seen as a central character as many traditional supporters of the game recognise ‘him’ as being, then I’m afraid any real progress in leveling out the sport and making it fairer to its participants and fans alike will be almost impossible. The cleanest sports are always those with the umpires furthest away. People don’t want to see nuance in sport. They want to see reward paid where it’s due. If it is a ball, then it’s a ball. If it is a strike, then let it be a strike. For gawd sake, I’m sick to death watching an umpire’s call contrary to the reality of what actually occurred. I don’t understand how people would prefer unfairness to occur in their sport as opposed to fairness. Fairness is what makes sport better than watching life dish out its customary unfairness.
What even makes this more satisfying is knowing the subjective strike zone call is already a thing of the past. I had a vision of tomorrow’s papers – yes. That’s the one.

To recall those lovely words of Terence Mann:

It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again. Oh… people will come Ray. People will most definitely come.

Update 10 October 2014:

Yahoo sports reported the following alarming statistics about the regular season and umpires for the 2014 post season:

The median score in 2014 was 86.38 percent correct, so the typical umpire calling balls and strikes was wrong 13.62 percent of the time. Let’s say there are 300 total pitches thrown in a game (which can be light at times). That means there’s roughly 42 pitches that are called incorrectly. A lot can happen in 42 pitches. That’s two or three half-innings of inaccuracies. So that’s a bit alarming.

MLB presumably picks its postseason umpires based on merit, experience and some kind of rotation, so the same guys aren’t umpiring the World Series every season. There’s more to umpiring than calling balls and strikes, but it doesn’t appear the league has taken the criterion into much account.

Theoretically, the top 9 percent of major league players — 66 out of 750 — get picked for the All-Star game. Not one umpire among the top 10 percent in most-accurate strike zone is working the postseason. Two of the top 19 percent — Davis and Gibson — made the cut. Overall, MLB picked umpires among the best 61 percent or so. Not exactly a pool that produced elite results.

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Gareth Bale settling in well at Real Madrid. What a Goal against Barca!

I doubted the price tag of Bale when he was bought by Real Madrid. I didn’t think he could cope with the short passing game and foot skill of Spanish football and playing second, third, or even fourth fiddle at one of the biggest clubs in the world. But he has been very good since he settled in.

I was anticipating Bale to show his athletic prowess in Spanish football and it couldn’t have happened on a bigger stage in Spanish league football. His solo goal as seen in the video below against Barcelona in the Copa de Rey 2014 final is astonishing.  The finest solo effort I’ve ever seen since Diego Maradona’s in 1986. Supposedly if he hadn’t been a footballer he could have been a 400m track specialist:

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Being There – A Fairly Solid Depressing Tale but Not an Overly Satisfying One

being thereI don’t mind the odd depressing tale, but when it’s done so meekly that you pity EVERYTHING in the world including every character except the protagonist Chance, then suspension of reality and nuance can become too cumbersome on the viewer.
It’s like his bed which Chance says faces North but we realise early on that his bed is facing East. All the time ‘as viewers’ we are to believe that everyone except the maid believes he is this wondrous, illusive yet ingenious political player. Believing in this story is almost counter-intuitive to our good senses as insightful human beings.

Chance is so wise that he advises the president on policy using a simple gardening philosophy, but it didn’t feel the least bit realistic to me. We are just expected to play along and believe me I tried. I was entranced for the first 50 minutes, but the remainder left me unfulfilled. Being There had great acting, but overall poor direction.
My choice for a depressing tale which possesses exceptional acting and superior direction about a flawed, yet uniquely proud individual is ‘Remains of the Day’ with Anthony Hopkins. Now that direction is handled with poise and delicate sensibility. I believe ‘Remains’ to be the most underrated movie of the last two decades.

In ‘Being There’ I get where the director wanted to go and how they wanted to get there. But to use Chance’s kind of philosophy: ‘It’s like a bud of a burgeoning flower which sprouts its hollywood wings to become a plethora of bigger Hollywood makings which will burden us in the 80′s with plentiful incredulous story lines requiring an ever greater degree of suspension of belief.’

I don’t take this movie lightly as it is one of my ol’ mans’ favourites, but unfortunately we will have to agree to disagree on this being a ‘classic movie’. I wish he had seen more European movies especially those by a man called Ingmar Bergman and he probably wished I’d seen more by Sellers. Such is life.

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Making The First Step – Dylanholics Anonymous

This-is-Bob-Dylan-with-my-wig--113663Observation Blogger (OB) – Hi, my name is Observation Blogger.

Dylanholic Anonymous (DA) – Hi Observation Blogger (everyone)

OB – Hey, I am a Dylanholic.

DA – Glad you have come to join us today Observation Blogger.

OB – Gee thanks. Well I have been addicted to Bob Dylan music going on 30 years…..sorry this is harder than I thought…(nervous coughing)

DA – That’s ok.

OB – Well, umm I have been Dylan sober for more than 24 hours.

DA – (Applause)

OB – I always feel the urge to turn my ‘Google play’ on when I’m riding the bus. Ya know when you want to tune into Dylan while in crowded, uncomfortable surroundings. Sometimes it gets too much and I want to hear something like Covenant Woman for the 100th time….(weeps)

DA – At least you have made the first step.

OB – I didn’t feel I had any place to turn.

DA – Yes…(awww)

OB – I knew I had a problem when I listened to DITG (Down in the Groove) and started to dig it. Ya know…..man this hard. (brushing tears away)

Why, oh why did he choose me? (slams hand on lectern)

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Manhattan – A Stupendous Movie About Dating and Relationships

ManhattanI can’t think of a more charming and thought provoking movie about dating and relationships than Manhattan.  It possesses such rich dialogue and probing commentary on the desperate nature of human beings in search of love. Also it demonstrates Woody’s unrequited love for Manhattan, which is substantiated in the introductory narration. Although I  haven’t been to Manhattan, I have read numerous accounts stating that Woody Allen has captured the essence of Manhattan in this movie. ‘This is what it feels like’; they say.  Through Allen’s lenses we are seeing how the City is supposed to be portrayed.

I was amused to see Woody Allen’s character Isaac sticking up for the ‘only genius’ he knows in Cinema – Ingmar Bergman. Referring to a new acquaintance who is the lover of his best friend,  Isaac says to his 17 year old girlfriend, ‘…if she had made one more remark about Bergman, I would’ve knocked her other contact lens out.’ The dialogue is so sharp and seems to be always one step ahead of the viewer. You really don’t know where the next frenetic thought of Allen will take you.  Just don’t expect someone to shrug their shoulders, slap their forehead and with mid-rising intonation say ‘duh’! It’s not that kind of comedy. It’s not humor reminiscent of the sitcom ‘Friends’. Manhattan contains perplexing and often dark adult humor. Here’s a small excerpt from this incredible script:

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Isaac I got a divorce because my ex-wife left me for another woman. Okay?
Mary (Reacting) Really?
Isaac (Nodding his head) Mm-hm.
Mary God, that must’ve been really demoralizing.
Isaac (Shrugging) Tsch. Well, I don’t know, I thought I took it rather well under the circumstances.
Mary (Still reacting, shaking her head) Phew-wee.
Isaac I tried to run ’em both over with a car.
Mary I can imagine. I mean, that’s incredible sexual humiliation. It’s enough to turn you off of women.
Isaac (Shrugging) Well . . .
Mary And I think it accounts for the little girl.
Isaac Well. . . Hey, the little girl is fine. Jesus, she’s— What’s with— what’s with “the little girl”?
Mary Oh, sure, I understand, believe me. Sixteen years old and no possible threat at all.
Isaac Uh-huh, she’s seventeen. She’s gonna be eight— You know, sometimes you have a-a losing personality, Mary.
Mary  Hey, I’m honest. What do you want? I say what’s on my mind. And if you can’t take it—well, then, fuck off.
Isaac And I like the way you express yourself too.

Mary laughs. The sounds of traffic are heard as they continue to walk through the lamp-lit streets.

Isaac You know, it’s pithy, yet degenerate. You get many dates? I don’t think so.


The other aspect of Manhattan which struck me was just how influential it must have been on the hugely successful 90’s sit com Seinfeld and the subsequent Larry David self mockumentary,  Curb your Enthusiasm. The characterizations and conversation themes are just too similar. Elaine Benes is almost a direct copy of Diane Keating’s ‘Mary’. Her mannerisms, modern feminism attitude and even her outfits have an uncanny resemblance to Mary. Jason Alexander did say in the Seinfeld Chronicles that when he auditioned he did basically a straight up imitation of Woody Allen. ‘It was all Woody’ or words to that effect.

Woody Allen is a wonderful actor. It wasn’t something I had fully appreciated until seeing this. The real eye opener for me however was his 17 year old lover played by Mariel Hemmingway. Her sensitivity and vulnerability shone so brightly – a truly incredible and touching performance, and from one so young.

Oh and other things like the irrepressibly beautiful soundtrack and cinematography. Well that would require another review to mention the superlatives of each.

I found Manhattan a very different movie to Annie Hall. Manhattan seemed to have more bang for its buck and I admired the acting a heck of a lot more. I might have been expecting too much from Annie since it was my first Allen movie and it has been parodied to death. I need to see both movies again to be more certain about which I like more.

Oh and another thing; ‘Manhattan’ is a fantastic dating movie! If you want a movie to provoke an insightful relationship conversation with your better half, then Manhattan is it.  Supposedly Allen didn’t like Manhattan, which surprises me, but I wonder if it was because its story and premise was a bit close to home? I’ve noticed his more recent personas encapsulate a less ‘introspective’ Woody and are driven towards showcasing other uniquely neurotic characters and more forceful stories and plots.

This Jewish humour is undoubtedly my favourite style of comedy because it is so witty and intricate and doesn’t belittle the audience’s intelligence.
The verdict on Manhattan? This is essential ‘Allen’, me thinks.

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Weird Clip of People Running Up on Stage and Touching Bob Dylan

Bob Dylan in Dubuque, Iowa Absolutely Sweet Marie

How relaxed was Bob and the band with those ragamuffins?
What a great version of his own song! That redhead’s performance in the finale might have made Bob’s eyes wobble.

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Is ‘Abandoned Love’ Bob Dylan’s Saddest Song?

Abandoned Love” above is a song written by Bob Dylan, recorded on July 31, 1975, but not released until 1985, on his compilation album Biograph. It was written during Dylan’s breakup with his then-wife Sara Lownds.

I don’t think Dylan has ever been as candid and raw as he was on this ‘unreleased’ track from the Desire recordings. It shows a very dark, depraved and dissociated side of Dylan.  Abandoned Love is a bipolar-esque running commentary of Dylan’s inner turmoil and conflicting emotions. It’s as though he hasn’t had time to process his feelings about his breakup with Sara. His malaise is juxtaposed with very benevolent lines like ‘My heart is telling me, I love you still‘ but that tenderness is shortcoming due to his apparent willingness to cause emotional harm.

I cannot think of hearing a more vulnerable Dylan than in Abandoned Love where he is so clearly ‘struggling’ to grapple with his emotions and inner demons.
I still regard it a wondrous and ‘essential’ song in Dylan’s canon, but I can understand his reluctance to release it on Desire.

Here is an audio recording of Bob Dylan singing Abandoned Love live:
1975-07-03 Abandoned Love NY The Other End
– The Bard

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